Over at Boy Genius Reports, Zach Epstein digs into the most popular searches on Google. The top two, as it turns out, are, well…

How to get away with murder” is searched an average of 1,900 times each month, and “how to hide a dead body” is searched by about 1,000 people every month.

Thankfully, also on the list is the question “how to make my cat love me,” which gets searched for close to 400 times a month.